people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
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do it guise.
COME ON GUISE WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER
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You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
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